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Fascism is might over right, conspiracy over reality, fiction over fact, pain over law, blood over love, doom over hope" warns Yale's Prof. Timothy Snyder.
We're counting on American know-how in space to protect ourselves from flying bullysh*t.
So, what was the answer to that "Russia Are You Listening" plea to Putin's trolls and hackers?
Never met a Russian troll? They're pretty nasty and easy to spot even dressed up in a disguise.
At the border do some get special immigration status, like those Russian violent criminal gangs who have eyes on modern late-model American cars and other US citizen assets?
For NJ community citizens and non-citizens: What To Do If You’re Approached by Immigration Officials in New Jersey See also this Patch News article with links to NJ State Guidelines For Educators and Staff.
Are they offering slavery, like being put on treadmills to generate electricity for crypto mining, as an alternative to deportation for the undocumented millions?
Sleepless, fearful, desperately tweeting EOs in the WH Lincoln bedroom, there is so much to ponder: J6'ers who felt "let down" by 45 not leading them to the Capitol... if they were angry behind bars, are they equally angry pardoned and out on the street? Will those IG's, or millions of federal workers including from IRS, catch up 47 in more crimes? Will irksome public figures be eliminated by making them unprotected targets? Will fear from deportations cheapen the cost labor to keep disfunctional businesses afloat? Does disappearing birthrights and dreamers derail potential voters who are smart enough to see through the big con and steal? Will selling out Medicare and Social Security and even selling a few states help pay for elite friends' chocolate cake? How to avoid budget and debt payments, and shift blame for multiple disasters like bird flu and wildfires and floods and sinking economy despite being a celestial magnet for these?
Could we trump China by declaring total American bankruptcy to cancel $36 trillion US debt substantially held by Chinese, hurting them badly? As for collateral damage of US recession, Americans can just get over it like 2008's big bank-provoked financial crisis or 2017's mismanaged COVID pandemic or frequent hedge fund-triggered bankruptcies (see Toys 'R Us and IHeart Radio) or just getting stiffed by a business you trusted would pay their bills and employees.
Americans seem to have confused memories of America's really bad times, maybe because they've been targeted by the alleged Russian brainwashing machine the Pentagon is investigating.
They say the top guy alone could fix the CA fires and push back the Santa Ana winds with the biggest blow anyone has ever seen in the history of the world. But already deniers are getting badly burned, made homeless and sometimes drowned across the US by the 'hoax' of climate change.
Not sure it's legal, but without water, they soon may be smoking grass at drought-saddled golf courses.
Could 47 be the reincarnation of 17th century Don, the legendary Don Quixote, with his spear-chucking lobs at wind turbines and rants at surrounding clouds of critics?
Most of US leadership is definitely not pretty but rather old and badly wrinkled. They can't seem to iron this out despite their incessant massaging (not messaging but rather massaging) of truth at a taxpayer-subsidized spa.
With pardons flying everywhere, some Americans may think a birth certificate is a license to grab anything.
Newly-elected 47 is well on his way to capturing the presidency for a thousand years, so should we call him Millennia Trump?
If 'renowned' folks say you've created "the most perfect weave", take care not to be embarrassed by their naked deception like in the classic The Emperor's New Clothes.
It does not bode well that really rich elites trying to take over the world tend to peak, but then thunderously crater, echoing the historic collapse of prior empires.
So, America may have problems, but will bringing on a bunch of leeches actually serve to 'purify' our ills?
Not sure that sucking at the trough of wealthy oligarchs and autocrats, or 'trickle down', has ever benefited most Americans.
When you do the math, a government shutdown is a bigger deal than simply not paying a few household bills.
What are the odds of getting screwed if they decide that particular paychecks and billing statements across America don't have to be paid in order to benefit cronies and hurt unions and enemies?
Stock Market is predicting 'Drop Baby Drop' as 47 promotes drilling that dilutes oil company profits, tariffs that send household costs through the roof, and taking away tools to deal with mass destruction across US from climate change.
It's quite a spectacle, that aging Batsman with Robbin' driving a GoBackMobile on their Plan 2025 Crusade to Make America Groan Again.
If you are incessantly texting you'll inevitably crash into something, and that would be the truth.
In Minneapolis during unrest following the George Floyd murder, who was an arsonist and who was a fireman?
Some wicked politicians might be in real trouble when educators start enforcing the Ten Commandments posted in classrooms.
Disturbing to imagine a criminal cult selling Moses' smashed tablets to reveal fragments of commandments like vain... / covet... / worship icon... / commit adultery... / kill... / steal...
Jewish folks likely won't buy a Torah that adds a sixth book recounting a littany of grudges and revenge prophecies.
Religious Jewish and Catholic worshippers, not sure they'd be happy bowing down to Christian white nationalist overseers appointed by Plan 2025, and their meme statue of some authoritarian leader.
Expecting that Plan 2025 would hire their own governess types to interrupt and redirect how parents choose to raise their young starting before conception.
Many people are pro-life hoping we can make every child happy and healthy, but half of us are male and good book says in the beginning that woman decided what is truth and what's fake news.
Seems that the Almighty looks fondly on souls who pause to reflect and get the point when they receive a second chance.
How did they let Israel degenerate into possibly the least safe place in the world today for Jews to raise a family?
Jews and Arabs, Semites by definition justifiably are in disbelief that extremist leadership over decades funneled millions to Hamas and also negligently left Israel unprepared on October 7.
Converts to Judaism decry antisemitism coming from Israeli religious authorities (right-wing ultra-Orthodox) who refuse to grant status to Reform movement Rabbis or accept their converts' Jewish faith.
American Jews question "Are we winning or losing?"and wonder if being Jewish or connected to an organization lobbying for the current Israeli government's policies requires filing under Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA).
Multiple choice question to Israeli people: one-state democracy with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Arabs each at 7.5 million; two-state solution; continued apartheid and a better wall; ethnic cleansing from river to sea by Israeli settlers and right-wing ultra-Orthodox-run government.
Talking to Congress apparently was Netanyahu's second choice for his trip outside Israel, since the chance for a blessing from the Pope in Rome obviously was not in the cards.
American Jews offered to ritually 'kosher' (hag'alah) in nearby natural bodies of water all smartphones along with desks and seats from the US House of Representatives after hearing Netanyahu's address filled with tref (unclean) lies, slanders and threats, also knowing he came with Israeli and Palestinian blood on his hands.
Is it true they're arresting campus protesters in their tents for illegal betting on how long Netanyahu will remain in power and stay out of jail?
Credit to college administrators keeping their students alive by fighting off mass shooters, assault weapons, ghost guns and gun lobby-funded right-wing
.
Which is less traumatic and better education for students: school invasion by immigration police, or mass shooter episode?
How can you tell if it's DHS or ICE and not maurauding gangs of pardoned J6'ers?
With DOE abolished, will ICE take over teaching kids how to submit to rape and torture by rogue 'enforcers'?
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Americans are blessed to have their Constitution, subscribed to under oath every day by many millions of American patriots, which provides powerful tools for self-defense against those who intimidate, threaten, inflict violence, or violate the rule of law.
Democratic New Jersey surprise: they're continuing to build the WALL. That's the 'Workplace Accountability in Labor List' tracking some 233 businesses accused of stiffing employees.
Wasn't it Republican President Reagan who said, "Tear down that (trillion-dollar border) wall."
Sad for millions of law-abiding gun owners that NRA and
Rumor is they're rebranding the Office of Gun Violence Prevention and website to target advocates for the gun safety measures favored by 79% of Americans. Likely they'll be pri-marrying (kind of like a nasty divorce) all gun safety-supporting legislators.
They say red states are losing voters due to proliferation of guns, lax gun safety laws, and highest rates of violence from guns.
Politicians should beware that excessive tariffs can quickly fizzle just like the ill-fated British Tea Tax that incited the American Revolution.
If you're playing 'Weather Czar' on TV, maybe it's not a good idea to name hurricanes after family members.
People say eggs are more, and yes, when you're accused of nearly every known crime, the egg on your face is priceless.
Pushing up the price of gas and oil to stick it to the west, credit that to Putin when he got sanctioned for invading Ukraine.
That new Russian bio-weapons lab is likely experimenting with non-fatal heart attacks designed to 'put western democratic leaders in their place'.
Could an evil American think tank lab be cultivating lazy self-interested maggots that could infest government and institutions with pandemic-type consequences?
Definitely we'll want to read that popular new business book "You Won't Choke Going Woke".
Seems that social media premature emission can get you whacked continually by boomeranging global markets and politics.
Don't know why they sent out a signed picture of butt cheeks being "interposed" by Putin.
Politicians need to reconsider their stance on issues over time, recognizing the danger of tightly holding your position while some authoritarian eyes you as their favorite 'bum'. They say ICE makes it all better, we dunno.Difficult to imagine who would actually beg to play the role of Putin's Tramp.
Expecting Guppie media will keep putting back together the pieces of the fast-aging 'Humpty Dumpty' and propping him up on the next section of border wall.
Some fringe-thinking fashionistas are sketching designs to 'trans' the border wall into squash and handball courts, backstops for shooting, and even much-needed housing utilizing the wall's 'very muscular' structure.
Borrowing segregation-era labels, some news organizations likely have separate restrooms for reporters doing vanilla 'white' factual and 'colored' yellow journalism.
Referring to the Wall Street Journal, we understand in some languages the J is silent, though hopefully they still want English to be the language spoken in the White House.
A phone interview would be safer for a female reporter if a politico has said "They let you do it. You can do anything... grab them by the xxx."
Would be quite a showy news conference if politicos abandoned their hokey authoritative suit-and-tie garb and came out wearing ostrich feathers like Lady Gaga at the Olympics ceremony.
Understandably it's legal to endorse cover ups, but only for modesty and for protection during intimacy.
What about that Catholic Congresswoman repeating an antisemitic slur a dozen times at a committee hearing, and still managing to shame that Harvard lady for saying "context"?
It's flattering, those House committees prying everywhere into Dem family brands. But the real muckety-muck is that brand the translates into more languages and has soaked up a heck of a lot of money in very strange places.
Crime is actually down in the US if you exclude all those unsavory indictments of just one person.
It's unprecedented in polarized times that commentators agree some events since 2015 have been really bad, a complete disgrace for our country and the world.
Wondering about some wealthy types in legal jeopardy hiring globetrotting personal envoys to make flee deals with dictators.
If you're counting who has more parking receipts stamped by a court clerk then the rest of us are toast.
The pundits have it right that most politicians are unlikely to be stringing 91 sentences together.
Some say old people have trouble walking, but that's even more true for those villainous folks losing their court cases.
What were some voters thinking supporting a candidate who rallied at HQ of fee-gouging globalist bank and union-hostile auto parts plant, then praised Musk for firing organized workers?
The difference between 45 and 47 seems to be they're now re-lying more, specifically on billionaires.
So what was 47 grateful for when he thanked his wealthy campaign-funding co-president for his expertise with Pennsylvania voting machines?
They say pro-democracy folks should get their own social media website to avoid being undocumented while turning a deaf ear to monied selfish interests.
We're not a fan of polls but some candidates must have been born in poll-land when they boast being the poll-ish leader.
Then there's the 'pity vote' where people lean your way just because they feel sorry you're being punished.
In the spirit of rewishenist history, will they rename the President's home office a presidential palace?
Most folks have never visited that Moscowlago resort. In Palm Grease Florida near old leaking oil rigs, right?
They say it's very expensive to build and operate a presidential library on the Atlantic coast since it could be underwater due to climate change.
Those American gas and oil export entrepreneurs never got phone calls from the Democratic White House extorting them for favors before approving their drilling on federal land.
If you say you can fix anything in the world with just a phone call, be aware you get impeached or indicted for making obscene phone calls.
Maybe we all need to go bankrupt six times to understand how import tariffs somehow save Americans lots of money and help their pocketbooks.
Harkening back to early 20th century US garment-making, 47 promotes suit-making as a defense-critical essential American industry, though clarification, that's lawsuit-making.
Is there possibly a downside to powerful interests grabbing the collective investment of Americans in Social Security and Medicare, then transferring our wealth to the mysterious 'private sector'?
Have you seen those ads promoting a Special Place For Mom? Without women's health and voting rights it's not a happy place.
Could vacant golf courses work as mass deportation internment camps?
The military cargo planes used for deportations, what 'goods' will they be directed to bring back on those trips to South America?
They wouldn't dishonorably discharge military members for declining mandatory 'Happy Hour' during Basic training, would they?
47 probably has a strategy to make sure American troops do not get radicalized as domestic terrorists, but we just don't know yet what that strategy is beyond getting rid of women and DEI.
Sad for our country that some 'conservative' leaders are only about conserving their personal stash.
Optimists can dream that campaign finance reform and limits on PACs eventually will yield actual public servants replacing grifter-politicians.
Most people reject conspiracy theories but that catastrophic chaos caucus in the House that broke from the Republican mainstream to paddle up River Hades in their Swift Boat, will likely keep fishing for disasters to plague America.
Well isn't that special, a modern-day Marshmallow Man rampaging over his nemesis New York City?
If they embedded some kind of AI chip in a human subject, would we see what experts warn against, that AI makes up a lot of stuff even when the facts are clear as a bell?
How many people have been put in a straightjacket for threatening others and creating havoc with their delusions that they're God?
American voters want candidates who are committed, but maybe not to an insane asylum.
Will there be a witch hunt on the White House Lawn next Halloween, with the campaign-promised Blood Bath?
The J6 chorus likely will never perform the iconic song "Proud To Be An American, Serving On Jan Six Juree, stopping retribution 'gainst brave cops fighting for democracy."
It was remarkable seeing Swiftney and the humpback singing to Jack Smith at the big SuperTuesday game.
Recalling an old show tune, 50 percent of Americans are woke that we have "trouble with a capital T".
Personally we're big fans of Adele with the song Bring Fired to the Reign.
Many voters and campaign donors obviously don't remember Earth's history, where the dinosaur known as T-Rump has no future in an era of extreme climate change.
Having to endure a bum's rap can make anyone very anxious and stressed.
That special prosecutor kept checking 46's mental acuity, but 46 got it right that the MAGI were three wise men riding asses, and the MAGA are wise asses riding our men and women.
46 also also aced the prosecutor's matching game, ID'ing Reagan as the gipper, Trump the lipper-dipper, Lindsey Graham the flipper, Haley the whipper-snipper, and Biden the hipper.
Surprising that physician's exam report for 47 didn't mention race or gender preference considering all the orange makeup and hairspray we see.
Does 47's posture as the heavyweight in the public arena advise against his medical fitness to serve?
A few months from now, could 47 still beat his opponents on a mendacity test?
What with climate change and all, hot air seems to be a national security threat. But for financiers, inflating a hot air balloon and ascending is akin to inflating your way out of debt.
Would 'Tweetie' be an appropriate secret code name for the top guy?
We heard about some new sneakers called "NIGHTMARE" inspired by a dream of being chased by bill collectors, angry women, security guards, FBI, and mean folks in orange jump suits. However they say that NIGHTMARE is not quality enough to outrun a 95-year-old with a walker.
After the hurricane devastation in Puerto Rico, is it true that they threw rolls of branded toilet paper into the crowd?
Must quickly assess the issue of gagging when dealing with someone who is experiencing drowning.
When he was sitting in court maybe 45 alone could Cry Me a River to solve the drought crisis in the American west.
So help us on this, the letters in MAGA stand for Make America Grovel? Mislead and Grope? Make Armageddon Grand? My Ass Gonna Ache? Model America Green? Maybe ask the fauxonomics experts at MAGAversity.
Possibly 47 deserves some credit, call it SSSSMAGA, Shortsightedly Superficially Supposedly Sorta Making America Great Again.
Have you noticed all those suburban ladies wearing rinostone rings?
We heard rumors of a new business venture, this time a glue factory to recycle the worn-out herds of MAGAs.
Wondering, does 47 build a wall to protect families if he pardons all predators, fraudsters, cheaters, and 'good people' in armed gangs?
Those truckers who caravanned at the borders, they don't seem to understand the new American semi conducting program.
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Will that smart new Mexican president arrest rapists and criminals crossing the border from US, then possibly try them and lock them up?
Watching all those agitated Guppies at the border, maybe we could have given them all free passage across to foreign ponds in exchange for multi-generational aspiring Americans coming here.
Not likely that 47's favorite pic would include himself with a crowd of undocumented young children separated at the border from their families.
Immigration ah-ha moment will be if 47 deports 25 million, then allows entry and hands over Americans' expropriated resources to millions of refugees from his favorite failing autocracies.
Will 47 deport family members over Saudi connections and their sourcing the 9/11 terrorist attack on US?
Seems that Pecker-stroking to get into the tabloids using campaign cash was not a good idea.
After the NY jury's verdict, did they consider recommending Stormy as Guppie VP candidate? She's beautiful and charming and smart and could be a good fundraiser.
It's somewhat confusing, those Jan 6 groups which sound like breakfast cereals, the Proud Puffs, Oat Flakes, Fluffernuts.
Supposedly the new administration represents all Americans, but they seem personally to identify only as feline types since they sound very catty.
Does anyone else think that the veep looks like a JD Vampire who we'll see only under a full moon?
Remember that they depend on selling merch such as the following:
Oddly the new Pres and VP came together ingenuously photo-opping the disastrous clean-up of a disastrous train wreck that their team helped create.
Following up on topic of odd couples, a possible press conference question: "Do you seriously believe everyone from Africa was raised in a sh*thole?"
Another question from the press: "Should self-driving EVs henceforth be known as Shabbos Goymobiles to acknowledge and elevate our Hebrew friends and promote interfaith cooperation?"
Yes, the press is irritating and uncomfortable, "the enema of the people" as 45 said.
You are sinking fast into your own deep state of "sh*t" if you think everything and everyone around you is "garbage" and our country is "terrible".
A dentist might say when dealing with a politician's foul mouth it's gotta be "drill baby drill".
Those in the know seriously advise getting professional help when dealing with a military-industrial-complex.
We're told that "Sir" is shorthand for "Sir-ly" or "Sir-vivor" or "Sir-render".
Calling the tailor for waist adjustments shouldn't be the sole criterion for fitness for office.
Understandably you wouldn't want official pictures of a royal family taken with everyone sitting in a courtroom.
Many doctors believe in critical race theory, that we should be jog-training to beat out those trying to chase after and exploit us.
If you lost your marbles trying to manage the 'deep state' it would seem simpler to replace the IRS with a postcard that says, "I want YOU to send me all your money."
Who would want a prescription with side effects such as malevolent narcissistic psychopathology without self-control barely surviving on transactional quid pro quos manipulating and bullying without loyalty or concern for anyone but self?
An authoritarian really scares people when he alternately maneuvers like a greased pig one moment, then plays Hannibal Lector the next.
Who was that on stage performing daily in the role of 'COVID Czar' when a half-million American lives were unnecessarily sacrificed to the pandemic?
Will they put that pathogen supplement for forgetting bad memories and the honey I shrunk the veggies tablets on Medicare's reduced price list?
Will violent Russian gang-originated 'raw butt' be added to the list of Americans' ailments eligible for below-the-belt prescription cost savings?
They were probably technically correct down there in Charleston saying "Jews will not replace us" as they marched with burning crosses in front of a synagogue.
You need kaleidoscope glasses to see 'very fine people on all sides' when looking at Putin or Xi or hate-sign-waving extremists.
Most people don't know what
- Grift Our Pensions
- Grab Our Property
- Gut Our Privacy
- Guns Over Police
- Grand Old Philanderers
- Gentiles Only Participate
- Grievance Over Progress
- Gaslight Our People
- Got Outed Previously
- Greed Over Priorities
- Goof Off Performers
- Grannie’s Old Party
- Greatest Of Panzies
- Guess Our Plan:
How about that contest where you get one point for every word you rhyme with Nikki...
Are they likely to fund research to combat "Christian white nationalist genomcide"?
We need to fight the cancer culture, the one that's due to fossil fuels and chemicals in the environment, and the other political republicancer which must be contagious since even past leaders from the same party avoid each other.
How can you save the world each day? Flush don't tweet your poop. And please print and respectfully share the following as a small folding tent card poster for placing at bathroom sinks everywhere.
Pray for all, but also beware that with extreme climate change anything can happen.
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